Thursday, July 19, 2007

What is this about?
Let me introduce myself. I am Clayton Abernathy, my friends and former colleagues know me as Hawk. I am a retired postal worker(actually fired) who specialized in masturbation, stalking guys I find cute, and trying hard to make friends. Don't let the title 'retired' fool you. I was one of the few ever fired from the post office for jerking off on the job. Turns out, they don't like workers jerking off on the mail
I have a no sense of self ,and am a danger to myself and others. I can accept my many character flaws, but cannot tolerate dishonesty. Honesty and integrity are the measures that should be used to evaluate a person's character. I have no character, simple as that.

I am also an novice sports fan. I played with myself watching football through high school and college. I am a borderline paranoid schizophrenic and should probably be institutionalized and heavily medicated. I have a strong distrust for everyone. At least that's what the man in my thumb tells me Because of that I rely on him I have frequently been fired from jobs for talking to my hand

This latest venture, is my desperate attempt to make friends. I have had none since my gay lover who left me 2 years ago. It seems like anyone with a keyboard and Internet connection has someone they can call friend. I'm looking for mine. I will be happy to talk about how I last stroked my lizard watching the Dallas Cowboys, or anything else on your mind. My focus is usually on hockey and football primarily, but will be happy to talk about other topics that you find interesting to.

Let operation FIND A FRIEND commence!